I don't expect you to believe this. But you have to acknowledge the timeline: Bitcoin mining and the Mandela Effect didn't just emerge around the same time. They scaled together. Perfectly. The correlation begs an explanation, even if that explanation sounds insane.
If we exist within a simulation, we cannot "break out" of it. This isn't a practical limitation—it's a logical impossibility. Instead can we use random behavior to let our simulators know we're on to them?